Friday, September 9, 2011
...I think you forgot something.
Today was a day I hope never, ever again in my life to re-live, and that I hope you never had the displeasure of experienceing either. What on Earth happened!?!?, you may be wondering? Well I will tell you. I discovered tonight that I spent over half the day without a bra, and I was so embarrassed! Here I was, sitting on my bed watching Netflix when I thought "huh, something feels... not quite right..." and then I realized what it was. Oh the horror. This is maybe the first time in my entire life that I am grateful for being.. shall we say, un-well endowed, because I do not think anyone noticed. And if they did, well I am very glad they did not tell me, because that would have been even more mortifying!!! Can you even imagine? "excuse me, miss? I uh.. think you uh... you see, uh..., I didn't mean to notice, but uh..." Yeah... that would be bad.
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Ha! I laughed out loud. Thank you-- I will never again leave the house without checking.
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