Disregarding religious, political, and historical importance, I have complied a list of some of the worst holidays in this country… or the world maybe. At least my Erica World.
I’ll start with the worst holiday ever…. Easter. While Easter is full of cute little kids wearing pastels and running around like crazy searching for eggs and baskets full of candy, which is super cute, there is one major thing that makes Easter the worst holiday ever… Chocolate. Chocolate is ok if it’s covered in mint, or hidden by nuts, but generally… it’s just nasty. My Easter basket was teensy tinsy this year, and you wanna know why? No, not because I’m 26 and too old to get an Easter Basket anymore, but because the only thing that was in it that I would eat was Skittles, Peanut M&M’s (I can handle this chocolate because it is covered in nuts remember?), and Sweedish Fish.
The Second worst holiday is Valentine’s Day. Not only do I fully believe that Valentine’s Day is a holiday created by the greeting card and candy companies, but I also think it is ridiculous that people need to set one day out of the year to celebrate their love for someone. The only good thing about the holiday is all the pretty flowers… except for the fact that they cost everything in your wallet, your left leg, and your grandfather’s watch.
New Years is 3rd on my list because it always makes me feel bad about myself. New Year’s resolutions are just ways for gyms to get people to buy memberships, knowing full well that 89% of people will stop going to the gym after 2 months but continue paying their memberships bill. I have never met anyone who actually achieved a New Year’s Resolution.
Halloween is cool cause there’s always candy that I can take from my nieces and nephew’s stash, but there’s always only ever creepy movies on TV. And also, there’s always such shenanigans as pumpkin smashing and egging of houses that happen.
St. Pattrick’s Day is kinda sucky cause I always have to buy something green, and I don’t drink. Also, it’s really sad wathing little kids cry when they get pinched because they keep getting pinched.
The 4th of July is just sad because it seems everyone has forgotten the importance of it and jst focuses on Fireworks. There’s not even any more apple pie and ice cream.
Christmas is almost a fabulous holiday, but it seems to be always full of drama.
Thanksgiving is the one holiday that I love without exception. It’s full of food, family, and hikes up the mountains. Seriously, the best holiday ever.
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