Ugly people

You know, I always feel so much better about myself when I discover that someone who I think is going to be breathtakingly gorgeous... well... isn't. Honestly. You see a girl with a smashing body and amazing hair from behind, and you think "great. No chance to get recognized or even looket at without someone grimacing today" but then she turns around and for one blissful minute you close your eyes, clasp your hands and sigh while you think "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good day". Now, she is still incredibly attractive, way more than yourself, but instead of being an imagined 10 she's really only an 8, which for some reason makes everything ok. The world can once again spin in a normal fashion without making me want to throw up, and I feel like I can be around her without wanting to a) kill myself 2) cry 3)start a diet that will ultimately leading me to hate myself even more because I can't dang stop eating! d)Pummel her face and kick her while she's down then tear the tiara off her perfectly coifed locks and stumble away with tears in my eyes, or 5) never get out of bed again. I thank the man upstairs for giving me little days like today. They're nice little surprises. And to you girls... sorry you're not as cute as I thought you'd be. But thanks for making me feel better :)